Sunday, August 29, 2004

Hangover (and not mine)

Gary just popped round. He's really hungover from last night. We don't like to talk about feelings, but I feel that is pretty funny.

Halfwitted kidnappers of Leamington Spa

So yesterday we returned from our little journey to Wales to find a ransom note for our Singstar game. Now, having left Gary in our house before we left, it didn't take a genius to work out who was involved. I made use of my extensive network of Leamington eyes and ears to find out the full story. Kidnappers note:

1) Your ransom note was rubbish - very poor use of font in my opinion.
2) Kidnapping things only works if the owner wants it back. I will now never have to hear John sing Ace of Spades again which is fine by me.
3) You should have taken the £4000 from under the mattress if you were going to take anything.
4) We do not negotiate with terrorists.

Friday, August 27, 2004


I don't know what to write about but everyone else has a blog so I felt left out. I'll just see what comes to mind. Probably very little.