Sunday, August 29, 2004

Halfwitted kidnappers of Leamington Spa

So yesterday we returned from our little journey to Wales to find a ransom note for our Singstar game. Now, having left Gary in our house before we left, it didn't take a genius to work out who was involved. I made use of my extensive network of Leamington eyes and ears to find out the full story. Kidnappers note:

1) Your ransom note was rubbish - very poor use of font in my opinion.
2) Kidnapping things only works if the owner wants it back. I will now never have to hear John sing Ace of Spades again which is fine by me.
3) You should have taken the £4000 from under the mattress if you were going to take anything.
4) We do not negotiate with terrorists.

2 Comments:

Blogger The Evil Geneii said...

1) You're just annoyed 'cos we thought of it first
2) You're just annoyed 'cos we thought of it first
3) You're just annoyed 'cos we thought of it first
4) You're just annoyed 'cos we thought of it first

5:02 PM

 
Blogger Debbie said...

1) We won
2) We won
3) We won
4) We won

11:31 AM

 

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