Wednesday, September 22, 2004

The whole truth

My truth machine arrived today and I am very excited. I shall now have revenge on those of you who suspected my truth telling abilities. I have the truth and the law on my side. Do not believe these cowboys- they obviously have something to hide.

After extensive testing, it turns out that it recognises the truth 100% of the time, that I am always honest, and that I am the only person trained in reading the complex output. Also turns out that I am 17 years old. Well, I always suspected...

The truth machine will be making guest appearances soon to test you all... then we'll see who speaks only the truth.


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